1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They
prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you
afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means
you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are
the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from
stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to
sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they
sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things
and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them,
and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know
what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is
far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually
stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when
you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he
doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again
tomorrow."

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets
the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a
couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this
doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the
face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But
don't let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not
that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about
his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone
to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he
teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone
else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would
unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become
too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would
be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together
for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting
involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's

too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves
a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed
pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating.
You'll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really
is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually
saying, "Please come and listen to me"

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first
sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he
is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never
be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball,
the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked
eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your
advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign
of rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and
you'll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the
topic is about girls.

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have
unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your
jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike
girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to
know them,they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just
too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but
is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not
good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's
criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second
chance,

give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for
another chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always
glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever
you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves
you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that
girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he
cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice
even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl.
He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see
him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in
your relationships

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I think some of these could be held as pretty straightfoward general truths about guys.
Some of them just vary so much I wouldn't even say they are true 'generally speaking'.

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

There are no absolutes. Many of these seem inherrently incorrect to me. While some could be true for either sex.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Who gave CP the handbook?


BTW...#58 is a trap for any woman that gets ahold of the book...when we say "please leave me alone" it's because we don't want you to hear what we have to say! ha ha

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I know when I say "please leave me alone" it's because I want you to leave me alone.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

#94 couldn't he just be praying to get some ?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

These look like 99 answers,but what are the questions?

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i think most of these are crap. How about if the guys actually start a real list?

1. When dealing with women, guys are usually just trying to figure out how to get you naked.

2. Guys like their space sometimes. Out of sight and out of earshot are both good things.

3. Guys cry... when they hit themselves with a hammer or get kicked in the nuts.

4. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile, breasts, ass, eyes, legs....

5. Duct tape can fix most things.

6. If a guy lets you go, please go. far away. don't call. don't write.

7. Before a guy falls asleep, he usually thinks about a woman he cares a lot about... doing some deviant sexual things that he probably would never tell her about. or he's thinking about her sister.

8. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice
even just for one night, ask him who his boyfriend is.



I've done enough damage for now. Guys, add your own facts.

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lakritze

did you get my PM message>?

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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.

I sure did.But it did not open for me,leaving me in a state of wonder.I am hooked up to WEBTV which is good for most things but I cannot always get everything. This is particularly true with some of Lilith's recent posts.Usually if it involves FLASH or Windows Media,I may as well forget about it.Thank you anyway for the thought.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

that doofy baby is so hilarious. :blush:

I don't think that you can generalise about individual people!I have always been considered,pretty rough,tough & honest.I don't
usually get to bed until just after 2.00AM.Once,I roll over & put
my arm,around my wife,I know that I busted my ass for something
I guess that would be considered "soft".Who cares?My daughters
& my grandchildren,can also make me "melt"It's a secret,that
only my loved ones & closest friends know.Everyone else,sees the
rough exterior.(Don't tell) Irish

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(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's

too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.


^ does this mean i'm fucked?

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

I thought they were all really sweet~~~made me smile, especially because I am just getting past the:
"if a guy says he loves you he is lying"
stage!!
thanks for sharing!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

Don't I wish.

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.