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A smack, a bump and a fall on the floor...Part two!
Reading Skipthisone's thread made me think of heat of the moment injuries...so I was just wondering what sorts of injuries you have sustained all in the name of love so to speak
While my boyfriend was licking my pussy I had a huge orgasm and rammed my pelvis into his mouth...poor thing! not only did I jam his teeth, but got a slight cut on my clit too...But it was worth it
Another time he was kneeling over me and I again rammed into him and we thought I sprained his ankles...lol...We got to laughing thinking of how we would explain that one...Thankfully he was fine after the initial waves of pain subsided
I have also had handprints on my hips from him holding on for dear life, and bruises from being banged oh so good! We don't necessarily go for rough, but as the passion takes you away, anything can happen!
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05-27-2003, 12:15 PM
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You should come with a disclaimer...and I bet you dont ever get 69.....even the thought makes me cringe.
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05-27-2003, 12:17 PM
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Bruised behind to the point of just choosing to stand.
Once I inadvertently cut Mr Lilith's member when I swiftly moved as he was moving as well. I am still not sure how exactly but it was when we were first dating and I felt like shit. BTW bandaids don't really work there 
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05-27-2003, 12:18 PM
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Oh, and mine.....Well this is the reason I have been banned from shower sex for the past 6 months or so...We were in the shower and we had been in there for a good 15-20 minutes. She was bent all the way over and I was quite buried in her ass....when my feet decided it was too slippery and I went backwards....i plopped out of her ass, bowled her over when i went under her and basically tossed her out of the shower out onto the floor...The curtains came down, I cracked the back of the shower and my wife was lying naked and wet looking at me on my back in the tub.....we were both bruised for weeks and she still never laughed...
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05-27-2003, 12:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by skipthisone
You should come with a disclaimer...and I bet you dont ever get 69.....even the thought makes me cringe.
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Lol!!! The way I look at it is....It is all his fault, if he didn't drive me absolutely wild he would be safe! Btw...he is more than willing to 69 anytime...I didn't hurt him so bad that he won't come back for more 
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05-27-2003, 03:39 PM
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I attempted to perform cunnilingus on my wife while she was sleeping. I just thought it would be a pleasant way to wake up. She was sleeping nude, as usual, and I gently and slowly pulled the covers down to the edge of the bed. Moving so slow I barely jiggled the mattress, I crept up between her slightly parted legs and inhaled her scent deeply. I stuck my tongue out and moved my head very close to her most intimate of areas and the second my tongue grazed her clitoris...she jumped like I hit her with a stun gun! She slammed her legs together and damn near broke my neck while mashing her vagina straight up in the air, smacking my nose in the process. Never again.
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05-27-2003, 03:56 PM
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ROFL ... you people have great stories ... wish I had more experience so I could add some of my own! LOL! 
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05-27-2003, 06:31 PM
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OMG! I laughed until I cried while reading Skip's shower story 
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05-27-2003, 06:32 PM
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I am not sure, but I believe he is still on shower restriction 
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05-27-2003, 06:52 PM
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Well, it made for a great story  My daughter came in here and asked me if I was okay because I was laughing so hard.
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05-27-2003, 10:55 PM
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Ended up with a black eye when my wife and I collided as we were screwing animal style. Made out better than she did, however...she got a concussion.
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05-29-2003, 01:14 PM
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Skip's story was classic, can't say I have any anecdote of my own.
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