Twas the night before Christmas....

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

and all through the house?

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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?

Sucks, Fucks & Kisses

And all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

the stocking where hung by the chimney with care

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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one..Bruce Lee
A man smart enough to understand women is also smart enough to keep quiet about it !! (approved by Lilith)

((I guess we're doing the real one .... not a pixie's version??)

in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.