Idea of this game is for you to ask a "dumb" question ... and the next person posts a snappy (sarcastic?) answer. Then, after you answer, you ask the next 'dumb question' for the next person. For example:

A guy is walking down the street and sees another coming his way. "Hi, out for a walk?"

The next person posting might answer:

"Nah. Just trying to see how many steps it takes to wear out the soles of my shoes."

Now ... your turn.

A lady comes into the office at 10AM and sees her boss. She asks, "Am I late?".

The boss answers, " ... "

No, we readjusted the time frame of the entire universe so you'd be on time.

"Can I ask you a question?"

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Thank heavens that's out of your system now. Glad you didn't ask for two.

I see you got out your spreader and fertilizer. Are you getting ready to do some yard work?

That is a brilliant deduction Einstein!


Those are nice flowers. Did you buy them for you wife?

No, I got them to help decorate the garbage can and make it smell better.

Hey, neighbor, taking your dog for a walk?

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?


Where are you going with that picnic basket?



(this game is making me feel bad)