I have already broken 3 ornaments this morning.......anyone else doing better?

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i knocked the f-ing tree down just being clumsy, damn big arms in the way, nothing broken though, which is good, or else i would have been

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I bought plastic ornaments when the children were smaller to keep them from breaking them. I did break a lightbulb this morning .

Lilith, I own an iguana. I don't have to worry about breaking ornaments when I'm decorating the tree, I have to worry about my iguana taking off across the floor and trying to climb the thing. This would of course, knock the tree over, and probably break multiple ornaments.

Iguanas are arboreal, and well, Laurel is just following her instincts, after all.

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hehehe Lilith were you incharge of these cargo ships too ??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/2578803.stm

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Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

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I haven't even put up the tree yet! Arrggggggggggggg!!!!!

I dunno if Santa will even find me if I don't get some "spirit" in this house soon!

Good luck with your balls everyone!

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still at 3 and holding..................

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

had a baby horse try to break my errrrr........ he come real close when he kicked me,hahaha, was'nt funny at the time tho...

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so who's the other guy you're working on Lil?

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We have a kitten(Black&White)that hasn't seen Christmas decorations until this year!One of my grandsons,named him Oreo.
Every night after I go to bed,I listen to see how many he will break!Every night, it is too cold to leave him outside,plus there is
snow on the ground!Between the Christmas decorations,the kitchen table top,counters,etc.,there are alot of things to break.
Irish

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Shocked the SHIT out of myself running damn Christmas lights outside. I plugged them in as I hung them and grab one socket with a broken bulb. ZAP! Scared the crap out of me not to mentioned gave me some gray hair. Next year NO LIGHTS! Btw I say that every year. lol

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No broken balls but I almost took my 3 year old out setting up the tree. The thing wasn't as secure in the stand as I thought and it nearly keeled over right on top of him. He's fine but thought the whole episode was hilarious.

rabbit

I´ll keep my balls in the box this year . Not in the mood

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