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a perverted little survey

*have you ever had sex? duh
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 16
*was it good? eh, i guess... it was as good as a first time can be i guess...
*any fetishes? i dont think so....
*best place to have sex: depends. i prefer a bed or couch... more bounce. hehe.
*sexual fantasies? in the rain... h0tt!! we were about to once but it was too cold i was shivering like crazy
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? handcuffs, gags, blindfolds...
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? wasnt this another thread? im too embarrassed to say... i cant even think about it lol
*how many people have you had sex with? 3... or 2 i dunno... one of them used to cum to quick for it to count. haha. no seriously. i hate him too.
*gay straight or bi? straight... or bi curious
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? no
*one place you want to have sex? the beach....in the rain! double hottness!
*how long does it take for you to climax? lol, depends... if im by myself, a few mins. with him, it varies
*ever had a friend with benefits? yes, and it was a huge waste of time cuz i fuckin hate him now... grrrrrr dont get me started...
*do you have a bf/gf? yes <3
*are they any good in bed? hell yes!! <33
*favorite position? doggie style hehe... or some other one that we tried a while back... dunno what its called lol
*how far would you go on a first date? not far at all. im old fashioned.
*what do you think about one night stands? nah im not into that
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? no
*would you? yea we tried but things got too hot too fast and we were like fuck it, were doin it now! lol

*have you ever had sex? yep
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 16
*was it good? I imagine it was, I was scared to death..
*any fetishes? nope
*best place to have sex: depends on my mood
*sexual fantasies? to be with another woman with my s/o watching
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? no kink here..too shy to try..
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? never said anything unless I was drunk and dont remember..lol
*how many people have you had sex with? too many to say.. I'm ashamed
*gay straight or bi? straight... or bi curious
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? no
*one place you want to have sex? on top of the Eiffel Tower
*how long does it take for you to climax? lol, depends... if im by myself, a few mins. with him, it varies
*ever had a friend with benefits? yes
*do you have a bf/gf? no, just my husband
*are they any good in bed? yep
*favorite position? any.. but I like to be on top ... more control that way..hehe
*how far would you go on a first date? not far
*what do you think about one night stands? guilty.. but only a couple of times when I was younger.
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? no
*would you? yeah, I might

*have you ever had sex? of course
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 15
*was it good? nope , it was outside and i ended up with a pinecone tryin to make its way up my but
*any fetishes? spank me
*best place to have sex: well ive had a lot of fun in the pool but i do think the bed is the best its got everything we need right beside it.............toys lubes ties downs hand cuffs u know the nessecities
*sexual fantasies? to add more ppl to our bedroom, either singles or couples dont care if they men or ladies
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? 5 way, or lettin jeeping shave me with a straight razor
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? calle dout the wrong guys name LOL
*how many people have you had sex with? um 25-29 i get foggy there in the middle
*gay straight or bi? hetero-flexable!!!!!
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? yuppers
*one place you want to have sex? in a gental waterfall
*how long does it take for you to climax? depends on how long ive been horney ehhehe
*ever had a friend with benefits? ya, i cuddnt stand the man , but damn e had a 10 inch tongue and cud breath thru his ears !!!!
*do you have a bf/gf? no, just my husband
*are they any good in bed? yep
*favorite position? i like it best on bottom so he can pound away and get me off harder while i clench around him and try to urge him faster and harder
*how far would you go on a first date? lol ive had sex with guys before ive known their names lol guess ill go pretty far
*what do you think about one night stands? have had em , have luved em , just make sure to wear a rubber!!
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? not yet, but i have photos
*would you? after i loose a bit more weight

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a perverted little survey

*have you ever had sex? If memory serves correctly, yes... haha.
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 16
*was it good? We'd been dating for 2 years and he almost died in a car accident. I promised myself that the first chance I got, I would lose my virginity to him. It was good emotionally, but so so otherwise.
*best place to have sex: That depends on where and when... but mostly the bed is best. Mostly.
*sexual fantasies? I just want to know that I'm IT for him. Most of my fantasies are emotional.
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? Extensive anal play.
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? "Excuse me"... lol
*how many people have you had sex with? More than 5
*gay straight or bi? Straight as an arrow.
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? Nope.
*one place you want to have sex? I've had sex in alot of terrific places, but never on the couch upstairs. I choose that.
*how long does it take for you to climax? The time varies depending upon how desperate I am and how uninhibited I am at the time.
*ever had a friend with benefits? Almost. I seriously considered it with two different men, but decided that it wouldn't be in my best interest.
*do you have a bf/gf? Yep
*are they any good in bed? Of course!
*favorite position? I like to be on top, but it's all good. I'm still wanting him to be on top while I use my bullet.
*how far would you go on a first date? That would depend on how long I'd been waiting for that first date.
*what do you think about one night stands? No thanks.
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? Pictures yes, video no.
*would you? Maybe.... but not at this weight.

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a perverted little survey

*have you ever had sex? yea
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 15
*was it good? I thought so at the time, until I got a lil older and had great sex, not I just think it was ok
*best place to have sex: I think anyplace when you just have to have the person right there, can't wait to get to the bed
*sexual fantasies? I've always had this thing about having sex out in the rain
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? it's only kinky the first time, lol... i've tried so much it all just seems "normal" to me
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? wrong name, think that was in a thread a lil while ago
*how many people have you had sex with? More than 5 (i'm not changin this answer, hehe)
*gay straight or bi? Straight
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? Nope.
*one place you want to have sex? i want it on the beach, i think that'd be so hot that it'd be worth getting sand in weird places
*how long does it take for you to climax? not very long (if the guy isn't getting the right places I'll help him out some)
*ever had a friend with benefits? once
*do you have a bf/gf? na
*are they any good in bed? I'm great!! hehe
*favorite position? doggy style
*how far would you go on a first date? definately don't have sex on the first date
*what do you think about one night stands? No
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? yea
*would you? it just depends on the guy, i wouldn't with just anyone

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*have you ever had sex? not sure, can someone give me a refresher??
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 23
*was it good? HELL YEAH!!! ORAL, PENETRATIVE, the works!!!
*any fetishes? Voyeurism, some bondage
*best place to have sex: everywhere in the house... and even at work...
*sexual fantasies? hell yeah... but too long to describe here...
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? tied someone down and used many things on them...
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? "FUCK ME!!" (as an exclamation) and the response was, "I AM!!!"
*how many people have you had sex with? 3...
*gay straight or bi? straight...
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? not that i am aware of, well not sexually anyway
*one place you want to have sex? anywhere...
*how long does it take for you to climax? depends if it is a quicky or something drawn out... half hour upwards..
*ever had a friend with benefits? don't understand the question...
*do you have a bf/gf? nope, wife...
*are they any good in bed? she needs more practice...
*favorite position? woman on top...
*how far would you go on a first date? as far as i can...
*what do you think about one night stands? up for it...
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? my partners have never been interested...
*would you? have my camcorder all ready...

*have you ever had sex? Yep
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 19
*was it good? eh, i guess... Better later
*any fetishes? Nothing serious
*best place to have sex: Bed usually
*sexual fantasies? Threesome
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? Probably light bondage
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? wasnt this another thread? I really don't remember any although there probably were some.
*how many people have you had sex with? 1
*gay straight or bi? straight
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? no
*one place you want to have sex? in an airplane
*how long does it take for you to climax? Usually not too long ... a few minutes ... which is why I try to satisfy my wife first.
*ever had a friend with benefits? no
*do you have a bf/gf? my wife
*are they any good in bed? of course
*favorite position? doggie style
*how far would you go on a first date? Our first date ... a kiss
*what do you think about one night stands? Nope
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? A long time ago
*would you? Sure

*have you ever had sex?
let me see.....yes
*how old were you when you lost your virginity?
17
*was it good?
his hand was better.....he had really big hands.
*any fetishes?
Nothing serious
*best place to have sex:
Bed or couch.
*sexual fantasies?
Either a threesome or being with a woman.
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done?
Nothing that i consider kinky at this point...but give me time
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex?
I tend to get vocal and not relize what i say until the guy says something then i get embarassed.
*how many people have you had sex with?
more than ten less than twenty.....is that as bad as it sounds?
*gay straight or bi?
straight but extremely curious
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex?
no
*one place you want to have sex?
have to think about this one.
*how long does it take for you to climax?
If it is only me....not long couple of mins. but i know exactly what buttons to push. With someone depends on how much foreplay we have done.
*ever had a friend with benefits?
no but I wish I did. I miss my part-timers.
*do you have a bf/gf?
not right now.
*are they any good in bed?
not at the moment
*favorite position?
69
*how far would you go on a first date?
It depends on the date: was it gonna be a one nite thing or do I belive there is a future with thme. Most likely a kiss.
*what do you think about one night stands?
Dont really care for them
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex?
No
*would you?
Maybe but my luck the kiddos would find them.

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*have you ever had sex? Mmmmmm...YES!
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 14
*was it good? NO!
*any fetishes? Voyeurism, exhibitionism (I love being watched and I love to watch)
*best place to have sex: I'll do it just about anywhere...a car is cool and then so is a graveyard. Like I said...just about anywhere.
*sexual fantasies? I fantasize about stripping and masturbating while a lot of men watch and masturbate too...and, slipping into a darkened theatre wearing a short skirt, no panties, a tight see-thru blouse, skimpy lace bra...sliding down next to a stranger and letting him have his way with me...(mmmmm, now I'm all creamy)
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? too many to mention them all...one off the top of my head was to do 69 with a girlfriend as our husbands watched.
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? can't think of anything.
*how many people have you had sex with? more than 5
*gay straight or bi? straight with no fear of doing bi stuff
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? yes
*one place you want to have sex? Hmmmm...let's see. What's left? *giggle*
*how long does it take for you to climax? can be up to 15 minutes or instantly...depending on my mindset.
*ever had a friend with benefits? yes
*do you have a bf/gf? I would have a boyfriend if hubby would let me...*giggle*
*are they any good in bed? N/A
*favorite position? doggy
*how far would you go on a first date? all the way if I was horny enough (geezzzz that sounds slutty...lmao!)
*what do you think about one night stands? love um...specially if names aren't exchanged and few words are said!
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? yes
*would you? Yep!

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*have you ever had sex? I'd go with yes
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? just turned 15
*was it good? looking back, I would go with no.
*any fetishes? I think I have an oral sex fetish...
*best place to have sex: a bed that DOESN'T SQUEAK!
*sexual fantasies? I think my fantasy would also perhaps involve rain.
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? Tied my girl down and drove her crazy for awhile.
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? I don't think I've ever said anything embarrassing. Never said anyone else's name or anything dumb, but I am pretty vocal.
*how many people have you had sex with? 4.
*gay straight or bi? straight
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? nopers
*one place you want to have sex? a kitchen! I'll show you what's cookin ;-)
*how long does it take for you to climax? anywhere from instantly to an hour, depending on how much teasing precludes it, what kinda mind frame I'm in, and if I have to "be at work in ten minutes"
*ever had a friend with benefits? yuppers! It was good while it lasted, but I don't know that I'd do it again. I'm looking for something more nowadays.
*do you have a bf/gf? yes
*are they any good in bed? omg yes. She is taking me places I have never been! We are taking a liking to the experimentation phase...
*favorite position? 69, her on top, or doggy style.
*how far would you go on a first date? not very far. I have to have an emotional connection I think.
*what do you think about one night stands? I've had them, and they are only rewarding when you're in them, not the morning after.
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? like I said, we are in the experimentation phase :-) Just gotta make sure noone finds it.
*would you? see above

have you ever had sex? yes
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 17
*was it good? No
*any fetishes? yup, oral- its better to give than recieve (for awhile anyway)
*best place to have sex: my basement couch
*sexual fantasies? threesome ffm
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? handcuffs & blindfold
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? "Am I in yet??" (You need to know the situation before you comment)
*how many people have you had sex with? 3.
*gay straight or bi? straight
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? no
*one place you want to have sex? surprise me sometime
*how long does it take for you to climax? depends, usually with or shortly thereafter my wife
*ever had a friend with benefits? yes, golf ball thru a garden hose, whew!!
*do you have a bf/gf? wife
*are they any good in bed? wonderful
*favorite position? 69 or doggy
*how far would you go on a first date? however far she wants!!
*what do you think about one night stands? not since i've been married (omg!!15 years)
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? no
*would you? yes

*have you ever had sex? duh
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 18
*was it good? nope not at all! ...
*any fetishes? i love my hair pulled ....
*best place to have sex:any place you can potentially get caught !
*sexual fantasies? under or in a waterfall
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? threesome...
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? have not said anything embarrassing
*how many people have you had sex with? honestly 8
*gay straight or bi? straight...
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? yes
*one place you want to have sex? the beach....in the rain! waterfall!
*how long does it take for you to climax? lol, depends...
*ever had a friend with benefits? yes, and it was a huge waste of time cuz i fuckin hate him now... grrrrrr dont get me started...
*do you have a bf/gf? yes <3
*are they any good in bed? hell yes!! <33
*favorite position? doggie style hehe...but i am up for anyone
*how far would you go on a first date? depends
*what do you think about one night stands? depends
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? yes
*would you? yes it turned out ok i guess but not really into that right now !

a perverted little survey

*have you ever had sex? duh
*how old were you when you lost your virginity? 13
*was it good? Hell yes!
*any fetishes? To many to name here.
*best place to have sex: In her husbands bed.
*sexual fantasies? I don't have any now, I've lived them all.
*whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done? Watch my wife have sex.
*most embarrassing thing youve said during sex? Is that your husband?
*how many people have you had sex with? Many....does this include all the Hookers?
*gay straight or bi? straight 8 only!
*ever do anything with a member of the same sex? no
*one place you want to have sex? In the Whitehouse with the 1st lady.
*how long does it take for you to climax? I didn't look at my watch.
*ever had a friend with benefits? yes, and still do.
*do you have a bf/gf? yes then I married her and she is now my wife.
*are they any good in bed? Myself and her lovers think she is.
*favorite position? doggie style..her on top..69.
*how far would you go on a first date? Who likes second dates?
*what do you think about one night stands? Great, no comitments.
*have you ever videotaped yourself having sex? no but we tape my wife.
*would you? Why not?
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