08-05-2007, 10:51 PM
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Tells it all
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50+
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Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q : As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."
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08-05-2007, 10:54 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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LMAO
love the last one
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08-05-2007, 10:55 PM
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Missing the Angels
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Thank god I have several years before that.
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08-05-2007, 10:57 PM
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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08-05-2007, 11:47 PM
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I forgot what he was going to say too.
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08-06-2007, 03:06 AM
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Just me.
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What were we talking about?
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08-06-2007, 05:16 AM
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Winston77,
Harsh. True - but harsh.
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08-06-2007, 05:54 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Did I miss something?
*going back to reread*
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08-06-2007, 06:00 AM
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Huggable!
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LOL!!
Funny and sadly true!!  |
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Well I can tell you............................................... .................. 
I forgot what I was going to say. 
