boogie woogie woogie

but not sexual.

after a shower, when my sinuses are open from the steam and my ears are still a little wet and i clean 'em with that swirly q-tip motion. *shivers*


what gives you that "ohhhhhhh" without the "O"?

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

The right song at the right time.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Last night my neck and shoulder was really hurting, so my Sweetie used the Hitachi on me, which was so delicious. He did have to tell pussy, several times, to stop twitching and behave.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I too am a q-tip slut. I get a tickle from a light sensitivity sneeze.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

salty, garlicky, chilled guacamole with fresh tortilla chips and a Corona with lime on a hot balcony

MMMMMMmmmmmmmm...Steph, will you share?

With me it's white water rafting down the Class 5's...... all the rush and not as much work!!! hehe

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

There really is no feeling quite like that post-shower q-tip.


And also the euphoria of having hot water shower down on your poison ivy.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Which feels better afterward, the Q-tip or the ear?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Having either my nieces or my friend's kids give me a hug and tell me that they love me. Sends me to cloud ninety every time.

And if that one isn't quite what we were looking for I guess I agree with Aqua's answer. The right song at the right time.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

i must say that orgasmic is not a word i'd use to describe the feelings i get when a kid gives me a hug.

sicko

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

my dollar store backscratcher leaves me feeling a bit winded.


and scotz, i think the ear feels better casue the q-tip ends up in the garbage, right between the snot rag that i just needed 'cause the steam made my nose run and the wad of wet hair that always ends up wrapped around my fingers when i apply conditioner, so i roll it in a ball and stick it on the wall and flick it in the trash while i get my towel.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

The qtips do it for me too...and the slide of my satin nightgown over my breasts and belly does it too

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'm all about that dollar store backscratcher! I have long hair and my back always itches. MMMMMMMMMM to the self scratching in just the right place with just the right intensity for just the right amount of time!

Now if I could only get that feeling inside my cast!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I think that first early morning pee gives me a relief I normally associate with sex...I know my bladder thinks it's the next best thing...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Almost but not quite for me..... Thinking.... Landjegar (a kind of German dried sausage) sorta like a beef stick but better