A co-worker and I were having a discussion today about pickup lines...Lets here from some of our fellow pixie's what they've heard or used in the past heheh.

Here's a few I tried out.

At the end of the sound clip, you'll notice the last one worked!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

A pickup line for me can't be planned. The charm has to be innate, inherent, unrehearsed.

I'd been flirting with a cute bartender for months and had mentioned he could do with an inch or two trimmed from his floppy mop.

Several weeks later we're enjoying Scotch and Guinness at a pub on his birthday and he mentioned he hadn't washed his hair in too long.

I sez, "Well, why don't you go wash your mop?"

He sez, "Well, why don't you wash it for me?"

Five minutes later I was in his shower.

my wife liked the line i used on her......"hi there, i have a 7" tongue and i can hold my breath for 30 minutes."

seriously, all pickup lines SOUND like pickup lines. i agree with steph, i have always had more success approaching someone and talking with them about whatever, not just trying to get them into bed (even if it is the ultimate goal!)

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one for all, and all for me!

I'll give you a cookie if you pick up your socks....

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

/me starts taking notes.

Chey ~~ does it work????

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Just need to let you all know that I was referring to the children.. lol Not Cobalt...

and no osuche.. it doesn't work

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

LOL DH liked this one too.


Barb

Well I heard this one in a movie.

I believe you are what you eat, and by this time tomorrow morning, I plan on being you.

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

That dress looks becoming on you, if I were on you I'd be coming too

Not that he has to use "a line" on me anymore...lol...but Mr. Lixy once said to me as I was coming in the door from work..."I'd better renew my library card cause I'm checkin you out"!

OMG! The things he hears on the radio during the day!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Mr. Osuche's work only on nerds like me...

He asked me if I'd ever read "The Fountainhead" ~~ and told me that I was Dominique come to life.

I nearly swooned.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

mine is usually, "hey i got some beer back at the house. wanna come over?" it actually works 90% of the time

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"Old enough now, to change your name. When so many love you, is it the same? It's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game"
-Neil Young, Cowgirl in the Sand-

"You are like a hurricane. There's calm in your eye. And I'm getting blown away, to somewhere safer where the feeling stays. I want to love you but I'm getting blown away"
-Neil Young, Like a Hurricane-

"Hey, you could do worse..."


Strangely enough that hasn't worked yet

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

"Mind if I stand over here with you till its safe to go back to where I farted?"

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.