Oh my word my nipples itch! And it's just got to be said .... it is a hard thing to scratch your nipples really good when in polite society!!! Sorry .... carry on everyone

LOL....too funny...must be contagious. I'd be your cover so you could just have a go

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You're a true friend Lil, but watch out, I'm talking some serious scratching and I wouldn't want to knock you over in my frenzy!!!

That's one more reason it's so nice to come here where it IS polite to just be you. You can do it with total, open, acceptance any time, or if you so chose to proudly display there will always be grateful watchers. You can even take your choice of gleeful assistance that are happy to help in ANY manner you would like. :lust:

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God don't you just hate when that happens!

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LOL PF ... could you just lend me a hand here ... several reealllllly hard rubs ... throw in a few pinches and pulls for good measure .......

^ passes fzzy a hairbrush...have yourself a field day...

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<cringes at the thought of a hairbrush coming anywhere near my nipples - itching or not>

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Yep Chey ... I don't think even I would do that! but thanks for the thought Scotzoidman!

Let's see ... some good ol' rubbing and nipple pulling ... yep ... sounds like a plan. :drool:

DB to the rescue ... my hero!!!! :hug:

LOL *hands fzzy a bottle of lotion*

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LOL ... thanks CGT ... had the itchiness for several days now and been trying lotion ... A LOT! tried various kinds ... worked up to the ultra creams ... I don't think that's the problem this time, cause ... well the ladies are ultra soft and touchable now but still itch like the dickens! (figured dickens was a good word for this time of year).

Thats really strange........ Are you sure you're not allergic to something?

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could be I guess ... but I haven't changed anything ... except all the lotions ... and all the varieties I've used are the anti-itch "non-allergenic" types. One by Aveeno for babies, a couple of Eucerine ones, a new healing Jergens .... so since the itch started before all of the lotions/creams and is still the same type of itch ... well .... maybe I did something bad to someone without knowing and they built a voodoo doll of me and are rubbing poison ivy over that area????? If I did ..... please let me take a moment to say .... I'm sooooooooo SORRY!!!!! LOL