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LMFAO!!!! That is too cute!!

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
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His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan

*shudders*

That's hilarious.

BTW, Eros, can I come visit you and have you answer the door like this?
http://pixies-place.com:81/forums/s...99&postcount=31

Sure thing Sweetlady....anytime

OMG! Too funny!

I just love this line from "Alzheimers Jezebel!"...

'Husband my ass! I think I'd remember if I had a goddamned husband! Especially if he was a lousy lay colostomy bag-wearin' bastard like you!'


And I'm betting the 3sum in "Scottsdale Nights!" are or were Pixies! LOL!!

"Sensing her hesitation, Prescott implored, 'Don't you see, Delores? It doesn't matter that our children don't approve, or that our medication schedules aren't entirely complementary — or even that I'm allergic to the polymer shells of your bladder control pantaloons. It doesn't matter at all - because you make me hot! That's right, hot like gravy on pork chops, hot like a van without air conditioning, hot like Sanka in an insulated travel mug. And if I make you hot too, then come with me now - right away! Come with me to Marguerite Volpare's condominium, where the three of us can make hot funky music together!"


'Hot like gravy on pork chops'.... Spoken like a true Pixie! LMAO!!!!!!

Thanks Lil!!

Is it just me or is that the funniest thing ever?

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'Are you sure? That would be a new record for us.'
'A record? Well then spin the Glen Miller, daddy-o, because this octogenarian flapper is ready to Take the A-Train to ecstasy. Right here. Right now.'"



I'm going to have to remember that line!!!!

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Cute.

Shouldn't that be in large print?

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

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Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

LOL too cute

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OMG, how am I going to be able to go into work tomorrow and keep a straight face?! LOL

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Amazingly enough too, I can think of a few residents who may have inspired these titillating tales

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Oh man, that's funny. Scottsdale Nights! LOLOL

A spicy excerpt from Winnebago Swingers:

Him, with his rugged all-terrain walker - and her, wrapped seductively in an alpaca shawl. Yes, they were swingers all right.


L...M...A...O!!!

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.