"Ashley" from California, 19-years-old, who owns her own house by a lake decided to PM me today...and I really really shoulda saved the whole conversation cuz I kept being sarcastic with "her" the whole time...and if "she" was being dense, I guess my cybering humor went over her head...until I decided to be extremely cheeky and posted this...

Re: kissss love you kisss
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HER:
Originally Posted by lizvicious
yes please more detail mmmm

ME:
Well, if I were right beside you, I'd tie your hands to the bedpost (if you had one) and spread your legs eagle, letting those creamy, pale white thighs get some sunlight for maybe the first time in their slutty lives.

Then I'd just finger you a little until you had just a hint of dewdrop on that teensy-tiny vagina of yours, take a hold of my schlong and slide it in you until I bottom out.

I would keep fucking you like that, really steady-like, without breaking my pumping stride, until I felt my nut rising in my balls. Then I'd ask you if you wanted it inside your cunt or on your belly. You'd tell me to spurt it on your belly because you're not on the pill, it's the fertile part of the month for you and you don't wanna get pregnant. But then I'd just be mean and spurt my seed inside you anyway, your tight pussy massaging every last sticky hot drop of cum from my dick whilst hearing your cries of "nooooooooo..."

Then you'd get pregnant with our beautiful baby daughter, I'd move to Cali and marry you, get that lake house of yours and we'd be a nice happy family. Dee end!

After badgering me every second with one-sentence replies rife with bad grammar, "she" clams up after my magnum opus!

I dunno...was it something I said? Why would she wanna break cyber with ME, of all people? Did I NOT give her what she wanted? Any ideas?

I mean, a 19-year-old girl who OWNS a house by a lake in California doesn't come EVERY day!

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I almost typed cyber ho but I didn't want to upset my sponsors.

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ive seen something like this before, rather comical

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Lil, 2 questions.

1. Who ARE your sponsors

2. Why did you just type "Ho" in the Don Ho thread, because when I saw that, I thought it was another response to the whole Imus thing.

My sponsors are the Hawaii board of tourism

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas