Really, what are you worth?


Me, I'm thinking a case of Bud, 3 goats, the chrome trim off a VW bug, and a box of manilla file folders.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

A bag of marshmallows, 2 chocolate bars and a box of graham crackers.

A tube of KY jelly, cinnamon massage oil, a Dagoba chile chocolate bar, and some handiwipes

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Ah, the Good Old Days … furtively wipes the moistness from his eyes.

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Eudaimonia

A virgin goat and a dozen VB longneck bottles.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Starbucks Venti Latte Breve and a huge piece of dark chocolate.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

More gummi worms than can fit in your house.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

A pack of baseball cards and some vanilla wafers.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Keep the goat, I can be had for a super-sized combo at Mickey Ds & a dozen Fender medium guitar picks

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.