Comedian Phyllis Diller, known for her self-deprecating humor, died "peacefully in her sleep" at her Los Angeles home Monday morning, her manager told CNN. Diller was 95.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/20/showb...obit/index.html

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton

"His finest hour lasted a minute and a half." --Phyllis Diller

A funny broad, through and through.

Poor Fang.

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. --Lily Tomlin

I know she was a class act on the old comedy roasts hosted by Dean Martin.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Some of her best.

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes?'

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

You know you're getting old when your blood type's been discontinued.

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap?'

I realised on our first wedding anniversary that our marriage was in trouble. Fang gave me luggage. It was packed. My mother damn near suffocated.

Housework can't kill you but why take a chance?

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Be nice to your children, for they will choose your rest home.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

She was definitely one of a kind. Loved her sense of humor. Another of the greats who will be missed.

RIP Phyllis Diller.

An accomplished comedienne.

Thank you for the entertainment.

R.I.P madam.

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Eudaimonia

When I first heard this, my thought was, "Is that possible"?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Yes GG, Phyllis was mortal.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating