What is the oddest sexual request you have ever recieved?
















*waits for WW*

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Do the many invites I've had to go fuck myself count?

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I've had some really crazy wild requests but the most disgusting one was by a guy who asked if he could watch me get off on a cadaver! ewwwwww!! Not only gross but illegal and just NO FUCKIN WAY!!

Teddy Bear you win, if you call that winning, hands down....wow!

What part of a person's brain would even let them think that was on OK request? I understand there are people out there who are into that sort of thing but you'd think they would understand how truly freaky their preference is.

I don't recall ever thinking a sexual request was odd.


Either my sex life is very ordinary or I'm not easily shocked. lol

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I was asked to dress as a woman...make up and all.

Yep... this pretty much sums it up for me too!

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Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

I went to a Tactile party once

Upstairs your standard party, not a lot of drinking going on. Most drank only a little or not at all.

Downstairs on the other hand...
All windows covered, Two big blankets covering the entry way, to ensure complete darkness...
Enter to Complete Pitch Black
Can't see you hand in front of your face
you are advised to get down on hands and knees to avoid injuring yourself
Then you explore and have fun
everything is made to be soft and cushy
people are encouraged to wear touchy feely things... I.e. velvet leather, vinyl etc... interesting textures to touch and feel.
This was a Polyamoury get together so it was o.k. to touch and feel others around you. (if you were uncomfortable with someones touch or something, you were supposed to gently, politely take said hand off of your person) Respect of one another was the rule but this was a Poly gathering, and people were open to exploring boundaries.
It was something. People were doing what they wanted.
There was a lot of laughter, giggling talking, whispering, moaning, groaning, and I heard more than one loud Orgasm that night.

I want to go to a party like that one.

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I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

Didn't I play that as a kid, Blind Man's Bluff?

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are you the funeral directors daughter?

(she was only the funeral directors daughter but anyone cadaver?... old joke)

how very odd

hmm so did he happen to have one handy?

i had a gf who liked to sniff my armpits during sex... it only bothered me because i am instinctively paranoid when people snart sniffing them. Normally a bad sign i suppose.

I didn't stick around to find out.

Only if the requester was really creative about it.

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