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Old 10-08-2008, 02:11 PM
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Smile for today ...

I received this in an E-mail

I've seen this before, but we all need a smile!



Maxine's Solutions to Our Problems:


Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ...



Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!



Think about these:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ....
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


T H E 10 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

PART OF THE PROBLEM
Also, Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is Time for America to Speak up !
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:38 PM
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:38 PM
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too true

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Old 10-08-2008, 05:48 PM
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:52 AM
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I love Maxine, Scarecrow. Thanks ... that was worth a smile.
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Old 10-09-2008, 04:44 AM
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I don't have time to snopes but I am pretty sure the man who writes the Maxine series did not write those things. Usually when you get an email that has strong political remarks aimed towards a person or specific populace they try to attribute those remarks to someone people love or respect to give them some weight. Many remarks have been attributed to Andy Rooney, Erma Bombeck, George Carlin, and Robin Williams that they would never condone much less say.

I can't confirm she didn't write it but I doubt Halmark would condone it.
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Old 10-09-2008, 05:25 AM
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Those were cute, too, Lilith.
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