New bike.

(Use caution when opening.)

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Probably wouldn't work too well for me, I'm afraid. But, I can imagine some here will find the possibilities more enticing.

*raises her hand*

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Looks dangerous...I mean, wouldn't keeping your balance between spasms be a problem?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Wholy cow Batman!!!!!

How could you concentrate on where your going.

OK where is the bell or horn to let everyone know you are cumming?
























Oh wait on second thought maybe you wouldn't need one.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Wow! That's way uplifting.
Hey, You don't suppose that for a few more bucks we could get a deluxe style that has a derailuer gear for speed changes in the action?????

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

I have never thought of a "10-speed" that way before!

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Eudaimonia

The rockier the road, the better. I sure hope that bike has mountain tires.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

There's no water bottle! For refreshing drinks, of course. I'd never even consider using it for astroglide.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

How many gears? Can you imagine a test drive over rumble strips?

Hey,Isn't that a Schwing bicycle?

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Oh Santa, I have been a very girl!

When I was a teen we would joke that most of us actually lost our virginities while riding a bicycle.
*sigh*
If we had only known what the future held for us!




WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

I think it's a schlong.