the cat who won't leave the closet door alone. I guess I could understand it if he was comming out of the closet.

not being able to pee on cue

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

A couple of things:

~ The mosquito bites I got last night at the ballgame are itching to beat all hell. One on my right ankle and behind my right ear in particular.

~ I can't seem to stop obsessing about finanaces for my upcoming trip even though everything is already paid for and I've got plenty of money available for the damn trip.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Um...female troubles. Sometimes I hate being a girl!

Oh, and the giant fever blister on my lower lip

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

We just need to get the right cream on it.

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That I still have one more final before I can officially be on vacation and he won't give me any good lovin' until then!!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I cant get warm!

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It's a BOY!!

Post drinking binge night lethargy. Always kicks in one-to-two days afterwards. I feel totally slummy in mind and body and can't get into the spirit I should be in.

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Latrevo ta megala stithi!

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

IrezumiKiss' "Erotique Nonstop" — original, libertine, dirty drawings for your pleasure:
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Irezumi Kiss' Library.com Page - a comprehensive listing of my bibliophilic erotic inspirations & other readin's whut I digs

How hot it is and there's no AC!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

how sore my throat is.... swollen glands and all... all stress induced...

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

((((Maddy)))) - I know that feeling!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

It's been a beautiful 70's F week in Ohio, my lake doesn't have any sharks and the water won't eat the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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Has the river caught fire lately?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

What do you think keeps the sharks away?

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Those ^^ two made me laugh.

The blister on my lip - which isn't healing - is driving me nuts

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney