I swear I am in a head smooshing mood. Seriously everything sweet and gooey makes me wanna hurl. Do you ever get like that? What sappy things set you off?

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Lee press on nails in my Salad!!!

LMAO...oh I needed that TY!

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This may not be directly what you are looking for, but in my experience receptionists (for example) who are two-faced: They will be so oohey-gooey nice to you over the phone or when talking to you directly, but then are bad-mouthing you as soon as your back is turned!

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

"everything sweet and gooey makes me wanna hurl. What sappy things set you off?"

Not sappy.... but people who ask 'How are you?' and don't hang around long enough to even fake like they care.

Even worse are the people who listen to intently and 'ohhhhh & ahhhh' everything you say when you know all their thinking is 'when can I get away from here'.

Sappy is people who refer to themselves in the third person, 'Come give your Auntie Jane a kiss'.... ewwwww.... and then she's one of those kiss ya on the cheek but don't really make contact types.

And whats with people who coo at their dogs and kiss 'em and baby talk to little poopsie-puppy........... please!!!

Ohhh BCG! I know what you mean.


Teddy~ I hate cheek/air kisses...either pucker up or fuck off I have trouble with actions in chat cause I hate 3rd person.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

LMFAO

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<~~~~ kisses Sharni dead square on her lips

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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3% of men wash their hand after going to washroom...Shiver's at the icky-ness of that!!!!
Then starts to tremble at the fact that only 5% of women do!!!!!!

<~~~~ works with small germy kids for a long time and is obsessive about handwashing.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I'm not a fan of public displays of affection. Ugh!

They don't bother me unless it's Madonna and Brittany

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

They don't bother ME unless I'm not involved!

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This one has always confused me...why wash afterwards, I know where my penis has been, but shouldnt you wash before you go, your poor penis has no clue where those hands have been before they unzipped...

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.