I just washed a load of my professional clothes with my kiddos chenille blanket

Am I the only one who does really dumb stuff?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Geez Lil... I don't see how anyone could have done something that dumb.





















































I guess the answer to your question would be no.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

yeah.. like putting the milk in the freezer instead of the fridge???

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Brewing coffee and then realizing that you're too sick to your stomache to drink it?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

i have swept the floor before and then brushed crumbs right off the table onto it. not one of my better moments that's for sure.

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

This is my favorite: Brewing the coffee. forgetting that you made it and when you remember find that you fogot to put the coffee in the filter!!!

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Shushhhhhhhhhhhhhh......Be werrrry werrry quiet.
I am hunting wabbits.....


Story posts
First Crossing
A Secret Untold
Aimee: The Transition
Don't know where to Start

I once shaved my armpits.


I have to hand it to you ladies...that's not for sissies!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Go figure. :dizzy:

Those are the same ladies that pour boiling hot wax over their inner thighs, rip it off , tearing the hair out by the roots and are still scared of a spider.

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Oh hell, I had one of these "moments" just yesterday. I got home from classes and stood at the front door pressing the button on my pickup remote expecting the house door to unlock. LOL Geeeeeeeeez I won't have admitted that one to just anybody.

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

LMAO.... BigBear, I pretty much did the same thing this afternoon- tried to lock the house with the car remote :dizzy: I've also basically done what Lil did- except in my case it was to wash a load of black things and not realize there was a white tissue in one of the pockets. What a mess!

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

i once spent all morning making a superb (one o ma betta efforts if a do say so maself) chicken stock and then proceeded to dump it down the sink, watching in oblivious idiocy as the golden liquid poured around the black rubber of the garbage disposal to be lost forever.
and if i think about it some more i coauld come up with boneheadier thigs than that.

my name is wyndhy and i love a boner...er i am a bonehead

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Trying to unlock a car that was identical to mine....that one boggled me, until the owner came and offered to help. Did I feel dumb when he took his key out and unlocked MY car LOL.

Seems my semi-regular dumbass moment comes when fixing my eggs for breakfast...I like just a spot of milk in them before I scramble them...in the interest of being efficient, I also pour my glass of milk at the same time...& yeh, sure enough, 1 out of 3 times I pour the cup with the eggs nearly full of milk before my brain re-engages...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I refuse to comment until my lawyer OK's the comments.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

My favorite is heating something up in the microwave....then finding it the next day because I forgot about it.

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“Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.” - Buckminster Fuller

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”