Auntie Lil wants this dress... Play safe always!

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That's definately a "bell of the ball" type dress ...

I'd be willing to stay underneath it to keep the bottom part all foofed out.

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Very nice! I never did like fumbling with those damn wrappers.

yikes.........what's the point lol

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Definitely reminds me of the "Gone With the Wind" dress...all it needs is Carol Burnett wearing it with the curtain rod still in

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OMG Scot..I remember that skit..I loved it! lol

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eek! I didn't realize it was condoms til lee&al mentioned wrappers - had to do a double take. I bet that's called art

LOL ... I didn't either, maddy, until you mentioned it. At least one would be handy.

I'm stunned yet somehow aroused. Seeing you in that dress would make for one of the greatest days of my life lil, or any of the other ladies here for that matter.

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Now...being a seamstress...oh hell, that has nothing to do with this response...

I'd have a most uncontrollable urge to blow them up and tie them in a knot!

LMFAO!

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How are they attached?

I mean are they 'usable'?

And once used would there be anything left to the dress?

I'd need a machete to get through that!!!!!

Pretty dress you want there

<-- Thinks that if she uses one condom per man at the party....that we will be partying for quite a while!

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