* Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still
cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."
* Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it And You will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

* Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
* Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

* Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
* Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up eating it anyway.

* Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
* Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

*Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.
* Real Woman - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.

* Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
* Real Woman - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.

* Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
* Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.

And finally the most important tip....

* Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice
cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
* Real Woman - Left over wine??

NOTE:
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"


I saw Irish's thread on men and just felt the need to share this..woooohoooo my first thread..go me, go me, go me..hehehe

TinTennesee'

A friend tells me that a true friend will go out, have two blowjobs,

and come back and share one with you.

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TinTennesee

luv it thats great!!

~nikki

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I am a REAL WOMAN!!!! cute

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