01-04-2004, 03:24 AM
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Madness or Genius you decide
Madness or Genius read this and tell me which you think.
With the coming of the New Year I have decided to loose a few pounds I am not really all that much over weight but I need to drop 15-20 pounds. My biggest weakness is lack of will power with the late night snacks that I eat right before bedtime; I don’t really snack because I am hungry but more because I crave the taste of something. My wife does not believe me in that I just want the taste she thinks that I overeat because I am hungry. So I am trying to workout a deal with her, what I suggest is that when I get a craving for something to eat, I will just eat her pussy instead of junk food. Let me say that eating her pussy is one of my favorite things to do, but for some reason she can’t explain she rarely lets me do it. Now my spouse claims this won’t work, because it will not satisfy me or my hunger and I will snack any way. But I believe that this will give me some serious motivation to quit the junk food and get in to shape, because if she does not see any results she will break off the deal. I mean what better situation could I be in I get to eat what I love and loose weight it’s a win win situation not only me but for her as well.
So what do you think am I on to something or just out of my mind?
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01-04-2004, 09:07 AM
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Jumpin' Jelly Bean
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Genius. Have her.
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01-04-2004, 10:17 AM
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Oh my! That's definitely a good deal! Go for it!
(PS- Take some pictures and keep us posted on how it's going!)
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01-04-2004, 10:53 AM
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Insert banana, then eat... a happy compromise. 
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01-04-2004, 12:03 PM
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Huggable!
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Great idea!!
Lucky you & Lucky wife!!
Keep us posted on the weight loss and good luck.
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01-04-2004, 12:15 PM
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Hmmm - looks like a win win situation for you and your other half - let us know how it goes!
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01-04-2004, 12:28 PM
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ROFL w/Tess.... perfect compromise |
01-04-2004, 12:44 PM
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Now write a book and call it The Hitachi Juice Diet. 
"Eat all you want and smile as you still lose weight!" :lust:
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01-04-2004, 01:42 PM
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01-04-2004, 01:58 PM
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If you wanna get the situation sorted ASAP, going alone isn't the answer. Involving your partner verbally or using ways of sex will help get the job done a lot quicker, plus easier. |
01-04-2004, 01:58 PM
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I think, a touch of Mad-Genius........ Mad idea, but Genius if it works!! 
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01-04-2004, 07:02 PM
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Will have to suggest it to Hubby...I have the opposite problem..he never wants go down on me...
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01-04-2004, 07:26 PM
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Well you know I think it will work. I have the same problem about snacking more for the flavor and texture of the food than because I am hungry. Actually every time I feel really snacky...I go have sex....Exercise and not snacking! It's a wonderful thing. Hope you wife will understand.
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01-04-2004, 08:24 PM
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hitachi,
Genius. Definitely genius.
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01-04-2004, 08:31 PM
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Sounds like genius to me |
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