The Barber Shop

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands
directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake.

The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."

She says, "I know. Someday I'm gonna get boobs, too."

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

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OK, that's funny.

Thanks for the giggle!

LOL

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.

"Dead," she was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

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Ba Da Bump!

PMPLMFAO!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

precious loved them still smiling

Sick, sick, sick

I love it!

lol great jokes, man I gotta tell the guys those tommorow, lol

Those damn Twinkies now come chocolate covered, how freakin wrong is that!

YOU SILLY FOOL DON"T YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT HURT A TWINKY! - Apu

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You ask me if I've known love and what it's like to sing songs in the rain?
Well I've seen love come, I've seen shot down, I've it die in vain

Maybe someday I'll see you again, and you'll look me in my eyes and call me a friend.

LOL!

Very droll. LMAO

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Is droll a good thing????

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Indeed it is skip....is it just a Brit word??

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If we are what we eat...I'm fast, cheap and easy ( and horseman12 will have to change his nic to hellsbells )

Ok...here's a schoolroom joke for you.

A new teacher stated at infants school, she said to the class. "hello children my name is Miss Franny, and as a little test, the first one to remember my name tomorrow can have a prize"

Well little Jimmy wanted the prize, so all the rest of the day he was chanting..." don't forget the 'R'..... don't for the 'R'.....don't forget the 'R'" over and over he kept saying it to himself, so as not to forget.

The next day arrived and she said to the class. " Ok children, who can remember my name?"

Little Jimmy's hand went straight in the air. " I know miss...me miss...I know" frantic to be picked.

" Ok Jimmy " said the teacher " what is it?"

"Miss Crunt" miss said Jimmy

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If we are what we eat...I'm fast, cheap and easy ( and horseman12 will have to change his nic to hellsbells )