08-01-2021, 09:12 AM
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Old Sayings, Proverbs, metaphors
...twisted. Post your favorites. Example:
he who lives by the mixed metaphor shall put his boot on the other foot!
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08-01-2021, 10:36 PM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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To be or more likely not to be isn't a question but a prediction.
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08-18-2021, 04:48 PM
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Tells it all
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A bird in the hand means less shit on your head
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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese
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08-19-2021, 06:30 AM
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with you already worn out.
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08-20-2021, 01:23 AM
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To be or not to be ... those are the only possibilities.
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08-20-2021, 09:49 AM
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He who is able to undo this know shall have a lot of rope left over.
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08-23-2021, 11:01 AM
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Tells it all
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Live by the sword die by the pen
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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese
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08-24-2021, 01:10 AM
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Necessity is the mother of two bathrooms in a house with kids
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08-24-2021, 06:05 AM
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When life hands you lemons, throw rotten fruit at the stage.
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08-25-2021, 01:04 AM
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Time heals all wounds ... except those too serious!
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08-25-2021, 06:04 AM
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That which does not kill be had better be able to outrun a bullet.
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08-26-2021, 12:56 AM
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A stitch in time .. will take a lot of thread if it's a big clock you want to stop.
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08-26-2021, 06:12 AM
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May the bluebird of happiness crap all over you.
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08-29-2021, 02:55 AM
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Laughter is the best medicine - and hear we've been told to wear masks.
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08-29-2021, 09:28 AM
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We do but stand on the shoulders of giants: who have been turned into a puddle of goo by everyone standing on them.
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