12-14-2003, 09:12 PM
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Ethical Epicurean
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Santa Monica California
Posts: 1,570
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The Twelve Days of Christmas..Sing along.
On the first day of Christmas,my true love gave to me,A Dominatrix in a Dungeon for me.
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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller
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12-14-2003, 09:25 PM
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A Little of Both
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Pa
Posts: 3,114
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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me....two bottles of lube...
and a Dominatrix in a Dungeon for me. 
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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12-14-2003, 10:00 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,566
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12-15-2003, 06:09 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....4 screaming orgasms....
3 way sex.....
2 bottles of lube....
and a Dominatrix in a Dungeon for me!
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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12-15-2003, 06:19 AM
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Swollen Member
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 185
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
5 Golden showers!!!
4 screaming orgasms....
3 way sex.....
2 bottles of lube....
and a Dominatrix in a Dungeon for me!
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12-15-2003, 06:51 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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ROFLMFAO@zipededoo!
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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12-15-2003, 07:10 AM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,566
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
6 pearl neacklaces
5 Golden showers!!!
4 screaming orgasms....
3 way sex.....
2 bottles of lube....
and a Dominatrix in a Dungeon for me!
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12-15-2003, 11:03 AM
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Huggable!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Northeast coast, USA
Posts: 5,055
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
7 great sex toys
6 pearl neacklaces
5 Golden showers!!!
4 screaming orgasms....
3 way sex.....
2 bottles of lube....
and a Dominatrix in a Dungeon for me!
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12-15-2003, 12:13 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...
8 lovely creampies,
7 great sex toys,
6 pearl necklaces,
5 golden showers,
4 screaming orgasms,
3 way sex,
2 bottles of lube ..
and a Dominatrix in a Dungeon for me!
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12-15-2003, 12:23 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
Posts: 6,756
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On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
9 facial cum shots,
8 lovely creampies,
7 great sex toys,
6 pearl necklaces,
5 golden showers,
4 screaming orgasms,
3 way sex,
2 bottles of lube ..
and a Dominatrix in a Dungeon for me!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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12-15-2003, 01:59 PM
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Huggable!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Northeast coast, USA
Posts: 5,055
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On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
10 different positions,
9 facial cum shots,
8 lovely creampies,
7 great sex toys,
6 pearl necklaces,
5 golden showers,
4 screaming orgasms,
3 way sex,
2 bottles of lube ..
and a Dominatrix in a Dungeon for me!
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12-15-2003, 04:11 PM
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Unusually Curious
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Queensland,Australia
Posts: 1,484
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On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
11 Licking Lolitas
10 different positions,
9 facial cum shots,
8 lovely creampies,
7 great sex toys,
6 pearl necklaces,
5 golden showers,
4 screaming orgasms,
3 way sex,
2 bottles of lube ..
and a Dominatrix in a Dungeon for me!
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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!
Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!
The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself
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12-16-2003, 02:40 PM
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Serious Member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Right above the centre of the Earth
Posts: 744
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love was given by me
12 thick hard inches
11 Licking Lolitas
10 different positions,
9 facial cum shots,
8 lovely creampies,
7 great sex toys,
6 pearl necklaces,
5 golden showers,
4 screaming orgasms,
3 way sex,
2 bottles of lube ..
and a Dominatrix in a Dungeon for me!
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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.
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12-16-2003, 03:54 PM
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Unusually Curious
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Queensland,Australia
Posts: 1,484
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for our version
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
12 Twisted Twats
11 Epeleptic Lepers
10 Tattered Tampons
9 Knawed of Nipples
8 Aching Arseholes
7 Sexy Sisters
6 Ciphiliphics
5 Choir Booooooyyyyyysssss
4 Fucked up Moles
3 French Letters
2 Tangled Testies
and a Foreskin Full of VD
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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!
Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!
The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself
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12-17-2003, 06:28 PM
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Jumpin' Jelly Bean
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: England
Posts: 954
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Sod it! Let's go further than 12 days:- On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
13 rock hard dildos
12 thick hard inches
11 Licking Lolitas
10 different positions,
9 facial cum shots,
8 lovely creampies,
7 great sex toys,
6 pearl necklaces,
5 golden showers,
4 screaming orgasms,
3 way sex,
2 bottles of lube ..
and a Dominatrix in a Dungeon for me!
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