Forbidden.....

I removed her stillettos
and her fish net stockings,
I slid down her panties and then,
as she lay on the bed,
to me, she calmly said.....
Don't ever wear MY clothes AGAIN!


Pussy.......

She asked "will you eat my pussy?"
as she lay across the bed,
I couldn't find her cat nowhere,
so I had to eat Fido instead!


Food for thought.....

Interested in statistics
regarding Cunning Linguistics?
D'you need light a fire
'neath your lady's desire?
on this you can bet,
all girls LOVE to be et!


Dadaaah!...this is probably one of those times when size doesn't count!...anyhow three quick ones can be as good as one slow one...sometimes.

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Ahhhhhhhhhh nuthin' much beats 3 quickies! :D


Great stuff...and that first one has me ROTFLMAO X 100.

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

Sexy, smart, and humorous........you are a deadly combo:p

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Very cute!!!!! You can wear my stilletos anytime :D

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Sucks, Fucks & Kisses

what a great sense of humor! I just love a witty ditty!