On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband
and
>asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
>aroused state her husband readily agreed.
>
>This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30
years,
>with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes
and
>other incidentals that she needed.
>
>Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in
>a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that
his
>employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he
had
>been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to
find
>another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
>therefore, they were financially ruined.
>
>Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of
>deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him
>certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2
>million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors
in
>the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for
sex,
>these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her
>savings and investments.
>
>Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
>husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found
his
>voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I
would
>have given you all my business!"
>
>THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!
>
>You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths
shut.

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