A woman's husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name.
> > > >
> > > >After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she
>tells her
> > > >closest friend that there
> > > >is none of the $30,000 left.
> > > >
> > > >The friend says, "How can that be?
> > > >
> > > >The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. and of course
I
>made a
> > > >donation to the church.
> > > >That was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and
>drinks,
> >you
> > > >know. .. The rest went
> > > >for the memorial stone."
> > > >
> > > >The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how
big
>is it?"
> > > >
> > > >The widow says, "Three carats."