There was a man in a bar speaking with his son of peoples titles...He tells his son, "Over there is banker john...they call him that because he is a banker."

The son nods in agreement.

The father says, "and look...there is brewer mike...they call him that since he brews the beer we drink.

The son looks at his dad and asks, "what do they call you father?"

The man says "well i built my own house and barn but they do not call me builder, and i have you as my son but they do not call me father...but fuck a sheep once..."

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein