That's not twisted.

Little girl walks up to an old lady in the park and asks

"Little old lady, have you seen my dog Porky?

He's got a twisty little tail and floppy ears."

Little old lady says that she hasn't.

Lady asks if the dog is called Porky because of his twisty tail.

"No, old lady."

Lady asks if the dog is called Porky because of his floppy ears.

"No old lady."

"Why is he called Porky then?"

"He fucks pigs, Lady"


That's twisted.

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