I really hope this isnt already in here somewhere but...

Why is it that when a woman dresses in leather a man gets all choked up, becomes weak in the knees, his heart beats fast, and he gets dizzy?

Because she smells like a new truck.

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"If you're gonna ride my ass....pull my hair"


~If you act like an ass then you'll be treated as such~ me