When the minister agreed to marry the young couple in his church, he stipulated that tehy remain abstinent during their engagement. One week before the wedding, he met with them and asked, "Have you remained chaste, as I counseled you?"
"I'm afraid not Reverend."
"Oh dear, what happened?"
"Well, last week my fiancee was reaching for a box of light bulbs on a high shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and--suffice it to say--we lost all control right there."
"Well, I'm sorry, my son, but I can't marry you in this church."
"Yeah, that's what we figured,"
the young man sighed. We're not welcome at the Home Depot anymore, either."