It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife
were
>>>>>>>>> > spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a
loose-fitting,
>>>>>>>>>pink
>>>>>>>>dress -
>>>>>>>>> > sleeveless with straps.. He was wearing his usual jeans and
>>>>>>>>> > T-shirt.
>>>>>>>>> > As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in
front of
>>>>>>>>> > a
>>>>>>>>> > large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla
went
>>>>>>>>> > crazy.
>>>>>>>>> > He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2
>>>>>>>>> > feet),
>>>>>>>>> > he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
>>>>>>>>> > He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink
dress.
>>>>>>>>> > The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was
funny. He
>>>>>>>>> > suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by
>>>>>>>>> > puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played
along and
>>>>>>>>> > the
>>>>>>>>> > gorilla got
>>>>>>>>> > even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps
fall
>>>>>>>>> > to
>>>>>>>>> > show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about
to >
>>>>>>>>>tear the
>>>>>>>>> > bars down.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,"
he
>>>>>>>>>said.
>>>>>>>>> > This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started
doing >
>>>>>>>>>flips.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to
the
>>>>>>>>> > cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage
door >
>>>>>>>>>shut.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > "Now, tell him you have a headache."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>