KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama
Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.



Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!



Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.



California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.



Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.



Connecticut
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.



Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.



Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.



Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.



Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)



Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good



Illinois
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"



Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free



Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn



Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States



Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names



Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.



Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster



Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It



Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
or Most Tax Brackets)



Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians



Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes



Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State



Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work



Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.



Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest



Nevada
Hookers and Poker!



New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone



New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here!



New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets



New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right
To An Attorney...



North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable



North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!



Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan



Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing



Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner



Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal



Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island



South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
We Didn't Actually Surrender



South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota



Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State



Texas
Sí, Hablo Ingles



Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus



Vermont
Yep



Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?



Washington
We have more rain than you do



Washington, D.C.
Wanna Be Mayor ?



West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!



Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared