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"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's your fat that makes you look fat."
--Al Bundy's response to Peg's question if a certain dress made her look fat on Married With Children

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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School