Getting the invite from Winston, I scurried around wondering what to wear. Just then someone knocks at the door. The UPS man, who looks kinda cute in his brown shorts, just delivered a package from Adam & Eve. But I haven’t ordered anything lately. I commence to open the box and low and behold it is a large box of condoms… about 150… compliments of the company since I am a valued customer. Well, now what to do with these? Since at this time I don’t have a boyfriend and no prospects in the near future unless, I meet someone at this party tonight. I go in and turn the shower on, jump in and wash up. While in the shower I come up with the brilliant idea of what to wear and what to do with all the condoms. When I am done I go put on my make up and do up my hair. Want to look my best for this party, got to get my social life back on track. Been missing out on some fun lately.

I need to make sure I am completely dry and while running around the house naked I am in search of some tape or something that will stick. I give the neighbors a peep show since my windows are open. Ha-Ha found it. Some glue that we used in a play to put the beards on the men. This should work. I commence to put on one condom at a time (in the packages of course)…strategically placing each one. So when the action gets going I have come prepared for anything and then brought enough for everyone else.

As I pull up to the house I notice all sorts of people in sorted costumes. I think to myself ‘ This is going to be an interesting evening.’ I get out of the car and adjust myself making sure I didn’t loose any condoms in the car. When I get to the door I notice the lady at the doorway. I walk into the doorway and go to introduce myself.

“Hello, my name is Txgrneyes, Winston invited me I hope it is OK.”

The lady looks at me and grins. “Sure darlin, any friend of Winston is welcomed. I know he is here somewhere just wonder around and I bet he’ll find you.” I enter the room and wonder around looking at the variety of people there all-enjoying themselves. I make my way to the refreshment in the kitchen. Get a drink and start mingling with the crowd.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.