Taste Testing......

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to say:

Red............cherry,"
Yellow.........lemon,"
Green..........lime,"
Orange.........orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!" ......