It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
>here is one:
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>Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
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>A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
>birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch
says
>he cannot tell.
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>Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,
>"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a
>beech or a son of a birch?"
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>The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
>neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
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> It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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> Wipe that smile off your face ......