Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
>
>Customer: A white one...
>
>******
>
>Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
>
>Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
>
>Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
>
>Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .."
>
>Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's still
>on my desk... Sorry...
>
>******
>
>Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
>
>Customer: Your left or my left?
>
>******
>
>Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
>
>Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
>
>Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
>
>Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
>Gates!
>
>******
>
>Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print Every time
>I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and
>placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't
find it...
>
>******
>
>Customer: I have problems printing in red...
>
>Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
>
>Customer: Aaaah...................Thank you.
>
>******
>
>Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
>
>Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
>
>******
>
>Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
>
>Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
>
>Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
>
>Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
>
>Customer: Okay.
>
>Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
>
>Customer: Yes.
>
>Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
>keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!
>
>******
>
>Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
>letter V as in Victor, and the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital
letters?
>
>******
>
>A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
>
>Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
>
>Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
>
>Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
>
>Customer: Five stars.
>
>******
>
>Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
>
>Customer: Netscape.
>
>Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
>
>Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
>
>******
>
>Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my
>computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
>
>*******
>
>And then there is my personal favorite!!
>
>
>
>Helpdesk: How may I help you?
>
>Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
>
>Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
>
>Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get
>the circle around it?