ok I thought long and hard about this on and like the ants I'm going to have to say fireworks you can set them up around the computer and use them as anti-aircraft guns they should be easy to get with july 1st/ 4th just around the corner

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Some people they like to go out dancing
and other peoples they have to work, just watch me now
And there's even some evil mothers, haha
well they're gonna tell you that everything is just dirt
You know that women never really faint and that villains always blink their eyes, ooohhh
And that, you know children are the only ones who blush
and that life is just to die

sweet jane the velvet underground