The young Hillbilly groom screeches his truck to a halt in front of his pappy's house the morning after his honeymoon. He slams the door and walks up to the front porch where his pappy is whittling in his rocker.

Pappy says, "Well, how'd it go last night boy?"

"I'm gonna have to leave her pa," he says, "she's a virgin"

"Well I don't blame ya boy," pa says, "if she ain't good enough for her own family then she sure tain't gud 'nough for ours!"