Got this in an e-mail and loved it (although it says something about my age )

It was fun being a baby boomer . . . till now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash,I Was Havin' a Flash

Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye -- I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts

Procol Harum -- A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba -- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy -- I am Woman, Hear me Snore

Willie Nelson -- On the Throne Again