Sunday Morning Sex
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>On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan
went
>straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
>grandmother and comfort her.
>
>When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
>replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
>morning."
>
>Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that 2 people
>nearly 100 years old
>having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
>"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
>advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
>church bells would
>start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and
>slow and even.
>
>Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the
>Dong." She paused,
>wiped away a tear and then continued, "he'd be alive
>today if that damned
>ice cream truck hadn't come along!"