ME! ME! I've spent all day getting ready!

I bought four pounds of hamburger; two packages of single slice cheese; two big bags of potato chips; a case of Coke; some ketchup, onions and pickles; a bag of french fries; a warm blanket; a good book to read; three new computer games I can play in other windows; slippers to keep my feet warm; a case of Fosters; several DVD's and CD's to keep the TV and stereo busy; a new lounge chair; a soft pillow for behind my head; two boxes of Kleenex (I wonder if that's enough); and a few other things to carry me through the first few pages.

I'm hoping I can have someone run out during intermission to pick up the rest.

(You know I'm just kidding ... don't you?

Anyway, I have the time.