: Outhouse] > > > > > > > > >Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... > >"Pa, You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" > > > >Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." > > > >Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." > > > >So.......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, > >"Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! " > > > >Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" > > > >Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!" > > > >Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix." > > > >So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells > >back, "Ma, There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!" > > > >Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!" > > > >Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma, > > >Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!" > > > >To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!?"