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This guy want's to buy a harley. So he goes down to the local bike store and has a gander. He goes up to one bike and sees that it's a soft tail classic. He's hovering around it when the owner of the shop come out. You know, full beard, tatts, beer gut.
He says "hey can I help ya mate?"
"Yeah I want to get a bike."
"Well ok then, the one you were just looking at is a harley soft tail classic. Everything is chrome, forks, spokes,hanndle bars etc."
"how much?"
"Well it's $30,000"
"shit I don't have that much."
"Well what do you have then?"
"Well I got $20,000."
"Tell ya what, you look like an honest enough guy, come have a look at this one over here." So he takes him over to another bike that looks the same as the soft tail. "Ok this one is just like the soft tail but is all stainless steel. You know the forks, handle bars etc. It's $20,000."
"Ok I'll take it." So he fixes up the man and just as he leaves the owner says "Oh one more thing, as it is all stainless steel you'll have to put some vasaline on the spokes when it rains, so they don't rust."

So he rides it to his g/f place. They all come out to see the bike. Her mum makes a big dinner and they all sit down after. Dishes everywhere.
The old lady says
"Well that's it, I've had enough. I've been washing these dishes for the last 30 yrs and I'm not doing them anymore."
Well the old man says "well I haven't been doing them for the last 30 yrs and I'm not going to start now."
The g/f says "well if I start doing them now, I'll be doing them for the next 30 yrs, so I'm not going to start now."
The young bloke says "well I don' want to start any new habbits so I'm not doing them."

So the old man decides that the first to speak does the dishes.

The are all sitting around the table and half an hour goes by and the young man starts to feel horny, so he grabs his g/f, bends her over the table and goes for it. No one says a thing coz they don't want to do the dishes. So they finish up and sit down. About an hour goes by and again he feels horny so he grabs the old lady bends her over the table and goes for it, but nobody says anything coz they don't want to do the dishes. Well they finish up and sit down.

He hear's a rubble of lightning and thinks to himself "my bike" and pulls out a tub of vasaline from his pocket. The old man stands up and says "ok ok I'll do the dishes!!!!!!"