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Old 01-25-2005, 05:21 PM
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The owner of a gasoline station in Tattnall County, Georgia was trying
to
>increase his sales, so he put up a billboard showing "FREE SEX WITH
>FILL-UP!"
>Soon a local young man, Jim filled his tank, and then asked for his
free
>sex.
>The owner told him "pick a number froom 1 to 10; if you pick the right
>number, you will get your free sex." Jim picked the numner 8, and the
gas
>station owner said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex
this
>time."
>A week later Jim, along with his buddy Bill, pulled into the station.
Jim
>filled his gas tank, and again asked for his free sex. The station
owner
>gave him the same story again, and asked him to guess a
>number. This time, Jim guessed 2. The station owner said, "Sorry, the
>correct number was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
>As they were driving away from the gasoline station, Jim said to Bill,
"I
>think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex."
>Bill replied, "No it ain't rigged Jim. My wife won twice last week
>
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