Greetings Earthling .....


I am a silicon based life form from a galaxy far, far
away, visiting your P.C.
I have transformed myself into this email.
As you are reading it, I am having sex with your
eyeballs.


Oh god that feels good!


I especially enjoy it when you scroll down on me.


That's it . ... . keep scrolling.


Don't stop!


Click it baby, click it!


Faster


Faster


more ooohh yeahh



harder


give it to me , just like I like it


Faster



That was amazing!



You are the best I've had yet.
And I know you enjoyed it too because you are smiling.
Do you know how I know that you're smiling?
'cos I can see you.

Now please pass me on to someone else because I'm
really horny