Subject: Good, Better, BEST!
>
>1) Good
>An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
>wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old
>boy was
>standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP
>AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a
>Sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just
>sell
>lemonade!)
>
>2) Better
>A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
>Automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA . A $40 speeding ticket was
>included.
>Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
>Responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
>
>3) Absolute Best
>A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State
>Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
>said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers
>Ball". He
>replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls".
>There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
>he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
>left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.